"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?" (HGTG)
If only everything in life could be explained using butter substitutes.
[via.]
I would walk around with my hair on fire if Demetri Martin told me that got him off.
Bitch please. Not butter.
Gaahaha… f*** dude, thanks, Incurable, that’s the first thing I’ve legitimately laughed out loud at all day.
I like Demetri Martin.